50 shades...

So... I kind of borrowed a copy of it (it's a long story I'm not going to annoy you with). A quick note: I am reading it in Italian. Wchich is kind of weird, since lately I've been doing just newspapers in my own language. English books, I rather prefer reading them in English, for many reasons. Also because, moving to mostly the ebook word, given the choice, I'd rather download a book in English tna in Italian. 
Aaanyway: 
The English translation is awful. I'm not sure if it ounded that way in English as well, but it's reall, really, terrible. Second: I'm talking as someone who's still reading it (I'm on page 400 or so), but I'm still trying to get what the fuss is about. erthshattering? passionate? I'm sorry, but, were we reading different things? 
in my opinion: awfully written, like a bottom-bin porn magazine, with a bit of "saver" sindrome. I mean, the old "If I'll do enough as you say, love you enough, sooner or later you'll change and you'll love me back" can get a bit old. and let's not talk about how much Anastasia is a marysue....